Awesomeness

The word awesome means: Something totally epic. The word, no, lifestyle that is AWESOMENESS, means: HOLY MOTHER OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!

In a less sophisticated pattern of speech, one may refer to it as the embodyment of life itself, an adjective equal to a combination of Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Son Goku, Superman, Rainbow Dash from My Little Ponies, and 50 tons worth of barbecued health snacks. Only a handful of events can truely live up to this. One of which being a Manatee on Steroids.